Sunday, August 24

The Command Center Jr.


For now at least, I will be using the BlacBook. I decided to not drop 1250 simoleons for a newly repaired Macbook Pro with no warranty and got a regular Macbook instead. It was quick and easy to restore all the data from my MBP thanks to Time Machine. I won't even have to pirate all of my apps again! Hopefully this change will not affect my importance to the blogging world. Of course it won't. Anyways, if anyone wants to buy a iPod touch or all-in-one scanner, get at me. I'll even sign it for you.

The Command Center R.I.P.


After one year and three months of reliability, minus one occasion on my half dealing with some battery issues, my Macbook Pro, heart of The Command Center, has now passed on. I won't go into detail of how I got screwed over, I will just give everyone some advice. Please get AppleCare when buying a Mac. Your computer will get messed up somehow and you will thank me later. But seriously, what kind of computer has its motherboard break down after 15 months of use. 

Tuesday, August 19

Pleasant Surprise.

Welcome-2 by you.

So today a few of my friends/important business associates coaxed me into going to the park with them where I was pleasantly surprised with a huge block party. As you can see in the picture above, there was free ice cream given away. As you can't see above, there were people on stilts, fire breathers, a big throne for me to sit on, and the Beach Boys performing. However, no big gathering is left without the jealous rival from a competing agency of less importance, as seen in the background of the picture. Maybe next time sweetheart.

Sunday, August 17

New Residence.


Because of my new important job, I just moved into my new important apartment with two important dudes. It's a cool place and location but it's hard to manage all of these awesome parties I get invited to because of my status and great job. The other day a famous friend of mine (who will be unnamed for obvious reasons) asked me to come over to her place for some massive amounts of chillaxing. Sounds like a no brainer I know. But I had to take into account that I had the Premmergram account, an important mutil-million dollar job, to finish in the morning. So I unfortunately had to turn down the night of crazy antics. Hopefully, I'll have some time off soon.

Wednesday, August 6

Apologies.

Marlins-7 by you.

Sorry it's been a while since I last posted something. Every blogger gets into a period where they know their blog is actually for their own entertainment and that no one really reads it anyways. But that didn't happen to me because I have a tracker and can see that people all over the world read this. The reason it's been so long since I let you guys know what is going on with my life is because I have been so busy being important and traveling around the world.

This month I went to Miami on an important business/vacation trip. I held important meetings and talked to important people all the while looking and being important. Sometimes I forget the past when I was a regular person like you. I forget what it's like to use the bathroom like a normal person. You may be wondering what it's like to use the bathroom as an important person. In fact, you probably are...