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Best: Video Games of 2008

This has been a pretty big year for video games. Some very anticipated titles and heavy hitters came out in 2008 giving us (nerds) eye strains and our mothers to lose their voices yelling at us to stop playing and reminding us to eat. That was a horrible sentence but here are some of my favorite games of this closing year.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl is and probably will always be the only reason why I would want a Wii. A great pick-up game to take a break from the books and start owning your roommate with Lucas. Or you can call over a few people and let the wires tangle as the loser passes the controller. Who plays with the Wii-Motes anyway... It wouldn't surprise me if my friends and I played for six hours straight at a point. That is when I'm not on my G5 flying from meeting to meeting.

Five games for 60 bucks. That is the best deal ever and should give you no reason to own The Orange Box unless you're blind, an amputee or a girl... The Half-Life series is my favorite FPS. It is perfect in every way except for its finite-ness. I could do nothing but sit and play through the whole thing. Can't wait for Episode 3. Then there's Team Fortress 2, which is a decent online multiplayer shooter, but when you have another game soon to be mentioned, I don't think it matches up. And finally Portal. Portal is Portal. If you don't know you better axe somebody, then play the game. Best game of 2008. Hands down.

If not for PSN Network incapability where I used to live, this game would had the potential to cause me to drop out of school. Best online multiplayer I've played. Mainly because of it's ranking system and organization, Call of Duty 4 did an adequate job taking over for Resistance, taking over my life. Though the amount of time I can spend sitting in front of this game isn't as long as others, it sure can have me playing over and over again. As long as there are noobs for me to own. The only reason I stopped was for my loyalty for Resistance 2 which is  eh... The only reason COD5 isn't on here is because I absolutely hate World War II games and plus I haven't played it. BUT I don't want to...

Shocking I know. A 360 game appears on the list. But what can I say, it was pretty fun killing horde after horde of grub after grub, or whatever they're called, for hours upon hours on insane. It wasn't even online and I had a blast with myself and two other players. I still have no idea what the story line is and why that one dude is searching for his wife, but I guess chainsaws on guns can win anyone over. 

I only play this on the 360 but I'm counting this as a PS3 game because I can. I haven't had this much fun in a sports game since Super Baseball Simulator 1000. I can probably play this just as long as any other game as long as I have a partner. Silently killing with the Washington Wizards and pissing off people while doing it is a good feeling. Sorry Bill. Agent Zero > LBJ "The First Black President". I don't see why that nick name doesn't catch on. Does no one else realize those initials?!

I love this game. I would call it my favorite this year but that would be biased. Hell, it's my favorites list so who cares. Sorry Portal, Metal Gear Solid 4 is taking over. It's a nostalgia thing, I'm not even that old but Hideo Kojima can do that to a person. It's all in the details. Everything in this game has been closely inspected to appease to every Metal Gear fan. Flawless. I've loved everything that has come out of the Metal Gear Series, and this is the perfect end to a perfect saga. And also to a perfect favorites list.

But wait! Honorable mentions!

GTA IV was a great game that didn't make it onto my list because I don't think I played it right and I was tired of making those little banner things in Photoshop. I basically went mission to mission, cutting out all the fun in running people over, jumping out of helicopters and survive by falling into a pool, and exploding car pileups with a single nade and walking away with the camera facing me in slow motion.

Rock Band. I can still have fun playing this over and over. I bought a ton of extra songs on a whim and am kicking myself over it a little. It's not on the list mainly because of my downstairs neighbors who will call the cops on us for every hair that floats down and grazes the floor to cause a miniscule vibration on the wood causing the slightest of sound. But there's nothing like playing the drums on expert and checking the peripherals to see jaws drop. "Ain't a thang but a chicken wang".

Also I'm sure there are more games out there that are better, but honestly these games above on the list are the only games I have. Haven't played much of anything really.

Video Daze.

Some of my recent favorites from over at The Hundreds Video Daze.

Ohh Baby.

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Shame.

I don't want to talk about it.

Home Sweet Home.

After about 4 years or something, Playstation Home is finally out to the public. It's kind of like The Sims x Habbo Hotel x Wii's Miis x Radiohead - Creep. First thing I do of course is make a hot chick to virtually scam on horny 14 year olds. I go to the theatre and watch the Twilight trailer and then Hayley Williams singing and junk. DUH. Anyways, this dude comes up and starts preaching about Christianity and the end of the world. I live in Richmond, I'm used to it. But in a video game? After his little schpeal, he stops. Says 'whatsup' to some other dude and leaves. Cool right?


So after all that, I take a stroll in the Central Plaza and am followed by some dudes. One of them ensures me he's no pedophile, just wants to say hi. Well who says I'm in the range of of a child? Anyways, one thing leads to another and next thing you know I'm doing the nasty to him in the middle of a park. Then I transform myself into Pancho the Homeless Construction Worker Giant guy and he gets the message. But then when I transform into Renae Reid, he runs away. I chase! He flees to his house. Then turns off his Playstation. How do I know this? Because he added me as a friend along with a billion other dudes thinking I'm a hot babe playing video games.

Home is okay I guess. It's free. And if you are living alone on a mountain with just a PS3 and an internet connection this might help. You can't do much so unless you want to pay cash money for a house and furniture and clothes. $5 for an oceanfront mansion isn't that bad. Especially with the economy the way it is. But since I have better things to buy, (D90 D90 D90) I find myself just messing with people, starting running man trains, and punching people in the face.

Capra.

It happened one night. Again...

Japan.

Spanglin'.

This is what my wife would sound like if she were to be Asian. This is what I expect that girl at Shafer with the pink G-Shock to sound like.

Santa.

I need this in my life. This is shot using the Nikon Digital SLR, the d90. 720p HD, it is beautiful. Vimeo doesn't allow us to embed HD, so what you need to do. Is hover over the video, turn HD on and check it out on the Vimeo site.

Trouble.

You see, the thing about being such a successful, important person and yet still being in school is having to balance work and play. Sometimes you can mold your work into play. For example, having a meeting at a strip club or say, throwing an expensive party for future collaborators. Hint hint. But in this case, it's waking up at 1PM, watching back-to-back Cassavetes then writing a paper comparing him to French filmmaker Claude Miller. But Shadows is my favorite. My American Breathless, just a year ahead of its time.

Oh yeah. Happy Birthday Angela! Too bad only your boyfriend reads this. What up!