In Mickey D Uniform.

The Cleveland Cavaliers are the hottest team in the NBA right now. They blew past the slumping Boston Celtics last week, moving them into first place in everyone's power rankings. Everyone's except mine, where they are third behind the Wizards and the Bullets. There’s no doubt that the Cav’s can pay their success to the intensity that the teams vocal leader, Lebron James aka King James aka LBJ The First Black President according to Duy, shows on a nightly basis. The picture above shows him growling after he tells opposing fans that he’s a panther. He spent the following 2 minutes hissing like a cat. After the hissing, he subbed into the game and in an instant did an off-the-backboard one handed windmill from the three point line over DeShawn Stevenson. Three minutes later the game ended, with the Wizards winning 171-46. The league's The Next Big Thing turned into The Big Thing and then just to The Thing as he ended his game in defeat.

Balls.

Yesterday after my entourage and I attended Tae Kwon Do, we played a little basketball in the courts. Two on two, first to seven, win by two, Apt 203 vs Room 206. I won't tell you the end result but I will tell you we are creating a basketball team with a center we found on the streets. Nicolai Nicolove. 6'11''. With a wingspan that of Goliath, the main dude on the show Gargoyles, but the brains of Jabs, the dude one the show Street Sharks, he is sure to crush the opposition. We are the Richmond Rapists and we will e-talkwise rape you. Oh yea. My team won in that one game.