Grenada!

Jet-lagged, I arrived back home tonight from hiking around ground zero of Chernoybl. They have recently opened it as a tourist attraction where you can customize "I Survived Chernobyl" T-Shirts and eat CherNuggets. Unfortunately to maintain the history of the area, the place still looks gloomy and blue. There is also a place where you can watch reenactments of various events that includes gunfire and explosions. It was pretty fun.

Break.

As much as I love the hectic yet satisfying city life, sometimes I just need to reconnect with the moral compass that is nature. And there's no better way to do that than to go to a children's petting farm. This weekend, I opted out of the lavish parties and fine caviar to go pet some deer or antelope or whatever those animals were at Richmond's Maymont Park. After seeing these poor animals fenced in and considering making an Amnesty International for Wildlife, we threw around the ol' pigskin made with real pigskin! Having that once living pig leave my fingertips as I launched it across the field really made me think back on my varsity days. If only I didn't tear my ACL...

Apologies.

Sorry it's been a while since I last posted something. Every blogger gets into a period where they know their blog is actually for their own entertainment and that no one really reads it anyways. But that didn't happen to me because I have a tracker and can see that people all over the world read this. The reason it's been so long since I let you guys know what is going on with my life is because I have been so busy being important and traveling around the world.

This month I went to Miami on an important business/vacation trip. I held important meetings and talked to important people all the while looking and being important. Sometimes I forget the past when I was a regular person like you. I forget what it's like to use the bathroom like a normal person. You may be wondering what it's like to use the bathroom as an important person. In fact, you probably are...