Home Sweet Home.

After about 4 years or something, Playstation Home is finally out to the public. It's kind of like The Sims x Habbo Hotel x Wii's Miis x Radiohead - Creep. First thing I do of course is make a hot chick to virtually scam on horny 14 year olds. I go to the theatre and watch the Twilight trailer and then Hayley Williams singing and junk. DUH. Anyways, this dude comes up and starts preaching about Christianity and the end of the world. I live in Richmond, I'm used to it. But in a video game? After his little schpeal, he stops. Says 'whatsup' to some other dude and leaves. Cool right?


So after all that, I take a stroll in the Central Plaza and am followed by some dudes. One of them ensures me he's no pedophile, just wants to say hi. Well who says I'm in the range of of a child? Anyways, one thing leads to another and next thing you know I'm doing the nasty to him in the middle of a park. Then I transform myself into Pancho the Homeless Construction Worker Giant guy and he gets the message. But then when I transform into Renae Reid, he runs away. I chase! He flees to his house. Then turns off his Playstation. How do I know this? Because he added me as a friend along with a billion other dudes thinking I'm a hot babe playing video games.

Home is okay I guess. It's free. And if you are living alone on a mountain with just a PS3 and an internet connection this might help. You can't do much so unless you want to pay cash money for a house and furniture and clothes. $5 for an oceanfront mansion isn't that bad. Especially with the economy the way it is. But since I have better things to buy, (D90 D90 D90) I find myself just messing with people, starting running man trains, and punching people in the face.

Anothermore?

Now I am starting to really feel like John Mayer. Not in the sense of feeling talented, rich, or tall, but more in the sense of having the urge to write another entry about Paramore. I just watched their new music video for That's What You Get and enjoyed it very much. You can see it here. One of the songs I liked more on the record. It was one of those home video-esque type videos with a little love story thing on the side that could have just ended on the cutting room floor. The band seems to be going back to how they used to be before they hit it big in this video. Their appearance was one of the things that had irked me last time I wrote about them. I enjoy the modest plaid shirt Jeremy, the hoodie-tee combo Zac, the humble, short haired Josh, and of course the vibrant, beautiful Hayley Williams in anything. I mean just look at that close-up. It'll be my wallpaper for the next few days. 

Acoustics: Boys Noize - Wu-Tang (Battery Pt. 2)

Optics: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

References:paramore.net

Moramore.

If you are afraid to admit you like Paramore, you are the worst in a category of lame people. (List includes but not limited to: Kathie Lee Gifford, Metallica minus the bassist, and Osama bin Laden's second cousin.) Now if you just don't like catchy, loud music, that's fine. But if you have any type of ear and an unsocialized mind, you should know that this music is damn good. Now it's no where to be considered the best of music, but it is very well the best of it's kind. Now I generally stay away from the generic alternative-punk-pop label of music, not because I don't like it but rather because most bands tend to sound too much alike. I don't have time to sort and search for bands of the same mediocre but catchy sound. When I first heard of Paramore, I assumed just that.

After a year and an album went by, I finally decided to give it a listen, mainly to see what all the hype was about and what this cute little orange-haired sprite could do. Now when the sonic love hit my ear bones, I immediately became a level down from, for lack of a better word, hooked. While most bands have a frontman who sings like a girl, here comes the progressive idea of having a girl sing like a girl! Maybe next we can invent electric cars. Oh wait... But what a lead singer Paramore has. I fell in love with Hayley like every other man and woman on this damned planet. I would become another minion of hers if she were to ever seek world domination. She has eliminated pale, redhead fetishes all over the world with her mainstream mass army of "Hayley Whores", some among them are John Mayer, your boyfriend and your perverted uncle, who are either convinced of a destined wedding or are just trying to find other cute ladies who match her description. Although how the band used to be was a lot more appealing than how they are now to me. The music has gotten better, but it seems as though they are falling into some sort of corporate mold of appearance. You all know what I mean. And I hate to say this effects my view on them but I'm not perfect. This is mainly towards the guys in the band but I am just turned off with the whole tight jean, glam/"emo" hair, GQ style they seem to have. Almost borderline My Chemical Romance with their matching bright orange tights. Nonetheless, a group of talented Grammy nominated individuals who I hope will not be just another flavor. But I have to end on this note, Hayley Williams. Making gaps hot, she truly is 'the great orange hope'.

P.S. If you match the description of Hayley, you know where to find me. It'd be best if your first name is also Hayley, your last name will just change when we get married.

Acoustics: Paramore - Let the Flames Begin

Optics: Russell Brand: Doing Life

References: music.aol.com