Cup of Kofi.

I sat down with former Secretary General of the UN, Kofi Annan, to have a cup of coffee at the famous and overly, yet necessarily priced coffee shop, The Mellocup. We dicussed world poverty, microfinance, streetwear, the 2012 elections and the current state of music.

As you may know he and I, and apparently Kid Rock, are very against this MP3 age. Being able to purchase only the singles and not entire albums are hurting the music industry. Artists are beginning to write songs solely for the purpose of selling a song, rather than the whole album let alone emotions that can be carried with albums. Also being able to skip around to certain tracks on CDs have rendered some songs completely unheard. I say we all go back to the days of cassettes. Or just download whole discographies on BitTorrent.

Fart Art.

I attended my nameless friend's art show at the Museé D'Orsay this weekend. It was some old crappy, not fun impressionist work or some crap like that. I went to show some support and it was free so yea. Not that I have a problem paying for plane tickets. Because I don't. Anyways, I caught some no class metal jerk "resting his artfilled eyes" next to an air freshener thing. Just plain disrespectful. First off, he wasn't wearing a vest like everyone else at the show. Secondly, his name is Nathan... The nerve.

The Command Center Jr.

For now at least, I will be using the BlacBook. I decided to not drop 1250 simoleons for a newly repaired Macbook Pro with no warranty and got a regular Macbook instead. It was quick and easy to restore all the data from my MBP thanks to Time Machine. I won't even have to pirate all of my apps again! Hopefully this change will not affect my importance to the blogging world. Of course it won't. Anyways, if anyone wants to buy a iPod touch or all-in-one scanner, get at me. I'll even sign it for you.

The Command Center R.I.P.

After one year and three months of reliability, minus one occasion on my half dealing with some battery issues, my Macbook Pro, heart of The Command Center, has now passed on. I won't go into detail of how I got screwed over, I will just give everyone some advice. Please get AppleCare when buying a Mac. Your computer will get messed up somehow and you will thank me later. But seriously, what kind of computer has its motherboard break down after 15 months of use. 

Pleasant Surprise.

So today a few of my friends/important business associates coaxed me into going to the park with them where I was pleasantly surprised with a huge block party. As you can see in the picture above, there was free ice cream given away. As you can't see above, there were people on stilts, fire breathers, a big throne for me to sit on, and the Beach Boys performing. However, no big gathering is left without the jealous rival from a competing agency of less importance, as seen in the background of the picture. Maybe next time sweetheart.

New Residence.

Because of my new important job, I just moved into my new important apartment with two important dudes. It's a cool place and location but it's hard to manage all of these awesome parties I get invited to because of my status and great job. The other day a famous friend of mine (who will be unnamed for obvious reasons) asked me to come over to her place for some massive amounts of chillaxing. Sounds like a no brainer I know. But I had to take into account that I had the Premmergram account, an important mutil-million dollar job, to finish in the morning. So I unfortunately had to turn down the night of crazy antics. Hopefully, I'll have some time off soon.

Apologies.

Sorry it's been a while since I last posted something. Every blogger gets into a period where they know their blog is actually for their own entertainment and that no one really reads it anyways. But that didn't happen to me because I have a tracker and can see that people all over the world read this. The reason it's been so long since I let you guys know what is going on with my life is because I have been so busy being important and traveling around the world.

This month I went to Miami on an important business/vacation trip. I held important meetings and talked to important people all the while looking and being important. Sometimes I forget the past when I was a regular person like you. I forget what it's like to use the bathroom like a normal person. You may be wondering what it's like to use the bathroom as an important person. In fact, you probably are...

KRINK!

I went to a place where giraffes freely roam.

Wanted.

This was the most confusing, convoluted movie I have ever walked in half way on. Get Smart was better. Duh.

Acoustics: Gorilla Biscuits - Sitting Around at Home

Uhh, Movie.

Is it me or is Jackie Chan's 1998 movie Who Am I? just a more goofy, chinese cinema version of Matt Damon's 2002 movie The Bourne Identity? And is The Bourne Identity, just the live action version of Robert Ludlum's 1980 novel, The Bourne Identity? Is this just a coincidence?! Am I going insane?! 

Acoustics: Chicago - Hard To Say I'm Sorry 

Veni, Videos

These were a few of what I thought were the best recent videos on The Hundreds Video Daze. Also, why is it that everyone who is viewing my blog only finds it through Google when searching Uffie? Maybe I should write an actual entry on her.

Acoustics: Public Enemy - Fight the Power